Upload your resume
Drop in the PDF or DOCX that has been quietly holding you back.
Brutally honest resume feedback
A harsher resume.
A brighter you.
Upload your resume, choose your roast intensity, and get a funny-but-useful reality check with three concrete fixes. No signup needed.
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Roastfolio
Resume review in public-safe mode
The verdict
“Your summary says ‘motivated.’ Your bullet points submitted no supporting evidence.”
01More proof
02Less fog
03Clearer target
Good resumes get jobs.
Great ones survive the roast.
How the roast lands
No vague advice. No career-coach fog.
A quick roast gets your attention. Three specific fixes give you a better next draft.
Choose the heat
Gentle, Honest, or Savage. The joke always comes with a useful point.
Leave sharper
Get your roast, three focused fixes, and a caption if you feel like sharing.
No-signup roast booth
Upload the evidence. Pick your heat.
You’ll get a short, funny critique and three ways to make your next application hit harder.
Private by defaultYour file is analyzed to generate this roast and isn’t posted publicly. We don’t keep raw resume text after this request.
When you’re ready for serious mode
Get a serious rewrite.
The roast shows you what’s not landing. A serious rewrite will turn that feedback into sharper positioning, stronger bullets, and a resume built for the roles you want.
Coming soon — tell us you want it, and we’ll make it worth the wait.
What it will tackle
- A clearer professional story
- Achievement bullets with real evidence
- Positioning for your next target role